Y tries to make sense of the events that ed to her death that ed me to order The Lovely Bones and The Dogs of Babel which at the time were only available in hardcover Financial reasons made this an extremely uncommon practice for me and my experience reading both of those novels ensured that I would never do so againTo further illustrate how absolutely wretched this novel is I m going to provide a paragraph of background The substance of the novel will be criticized in the subseuent body of this reviewDuring the summer of 2003 I was occupying space as an intern at a company that accepted me at the ast minute and had nothing for me to do The company was white collar and behemoth in office space HR sent me to an deserted floor to file documents that took up at most 2 hours of my 8 hour day Even in this vacuum of monotony I could not finish this book I chose to watch paint chip away and pick up dust bunnies with recycled paper I didn t have a broom rather than finish this bookSo with that said I suppose I should actually mention something specific about the book I hated My caveat here is that I am unwilling to punish myself by picking through a copy of the book for textual examples I m going by memory and online synopses aloneThe narrator and victim is Susie Salmon Let me stop there SUSIE SALMON That really should have clued me in but I was too eager to see how the author would represent the afterlife to catch a glimpse of this beautiful pain of ooking a ife that goes on without youUnfortunately Sebold managed to bleach out anything remotely interesting out of the plot in spectacular fashion Heaven is a school you see not that Susie spends much time there or earns anything Her rapist and murderer is a creepy oser while somehow being the dullest of all of Sebold s numerous dull characters The reason for his murderous tendencies could be guessed by anyone who s ever even heard of a pop psychology bookYou d think her family would at The Perfect Christmas Gift least be interesting in grief but Sebold reduces them to one note drones Everything in The Lovely Bones is a gimmick played cheaply for sentiment and with no other reward I d compare to a Hallmark movie but Hallmark movies do not adopt the pretension that Sebold belabors with terrible pseudo post modernist metaphors All of this would be bad enough but what made me throw this book aside with great force is the offensive and unjustifiable resolution to Susie saments that she did not get to ive This unfairness although poorly developed was at east a cause of sympathy until Susie decides to forcibly correct it at the expense of others In the hands of someone else this ast turn could ve been bleak insight into motivations of the cycle of victimization but Sebold conveys not one iota of ambivalenceMuch of my hatred of this novel results from its inexplicable popularity and commendation from people who have a responsibility to promote reading I shudder to think who else picked up this novel convinced it was the best that the contemporary iterary world had to offer It is not my intention to slam those who enjoyed this book If you did I am glad to hear it I The Trust love books and I want others toove books I simply fear that someone who is tempted out of a A Scandalous Regency Christmas long vacation from reading might pick up a novelike this and give up the cause for The Return lost Two dimensional stereotyped characters Motheriving with the regret of osing her independence to the demands of childrearing The tragic oss of a daughter accelerates her departure from those heavy burdens and into the arms of the detective working the case Father obsessed to the point that he neglects the Prince Hafizs Only Vice living members of his family destroying his relationship with his wife Only in her absence is he able to fall inove with her all over again Detective his sob story past wife committed suicide explains his devotion to make sense of senseless death by solving cases of murdered women This Aristotle and Poetic Justice leads him into the arms of theatest victim s mother who incidentally reminds him of his dead wife eww Mrs Singh the exotic wise independent and strong foreigner who calmly dispenses cool sage And Bid Him Sing: A Biography of Countée Cullen like personal advice to near strangers George Harvey the odd but harmless neighbor otherwise know as the psychotic pedophilemurderer who builds dollhouses in his spare time ueue soundtrack with mangled version of a nursery rhyme transposed to a minor key ungainlyobbed from a detuned piano Snippets from his mildly troubling childhood are revealedexplaining nothing Grandma Lynn the often drunk but all knowing grandmother with a wacky Bachelors and Bunnies: The Sexual Politics of Playboy liberal perspective onife I could go onthe youngest sibling who sees the ghost of Susie as his imaginary friend the sister who struggles to become her own person from under the shadow of her dead sister her boyfriend as the complete antithesis to the evil Mr Harvey her boyfriend s older brother as the macho gear head with a heart of goldThe NarrativeThere is only the occasional passage where the narrator s voice sounds ike that a teenage girl from the mid seventies Lindsay had a boy in the kitchen oh the giddiness of it all Small blessings Clich after clich If you haven t already gotten a sense of the hackneyed construction of
this book please re read the first page of this rant Only a book please re read the first page of this rant Only a from some small town cable station would stand a fighting chance of besting Sebold in a contest of clich slingingThe EndingWorthy of Hallmark Every oose end is tied up with nobody owning up to the conseuences of their actions with the exception of
Mr Harvey because he s bad you see The family is reunited the murderer is murdered the Harvey because he s bad you see The family is reunited the murderer is murdered the marries her high school sweetheart and has a child of her own thus proving that Girl in Pieces life does go onsniff andastly the teenaged ghost of murdered Susie Salmon transcends her personal minor heaven a staging ground for spirits who persistently cling to the Battleground Chicago: The Police and the 1968 Democratic National Convention living world by falling back to earth inhabiting the now 20 something body of aesbian acuaintance in order to trespass into another person s home and have sex with the now 20 something boy she had a crush on shortly before her murder The moral Only after wilfully experiencing the delightful carnal pleasures of the flesh can one even the spirit of a murdered teenaged girl et go of those ost earthly pleasures and move on to a higher and presumably enlightened plane of existence where you are free to smite those that have wronged you Touching reallyThe Lovely Bones reviews Why do they always say brutal murder or brutal rape Is that opposed to the wonderful murders and superb rapes in other novels Did any of these reviewers even read the book They just seem to be reading each other s reviews praising the uniue first person narrative of a protagonist in heaven and reading each other s reviews praising the uniue first person narrative of a protagonist in heaven and it deals with such a horrifying topic The fist person perspective does not offer anything new and the only thing horrifying here is that people consume mind numbing garbage Bridging Liberalism and Multiculturalism in American Education like this at an alarming rate There s nothing new here What was the point Aside from paranormal sex is a wonderfullyiberating experience for both the possessive spiri After hearing all the hype about this book I couldn t wait to read it and discover how amazing it is for myself I was greatly disappointedHow has this book become such a worldwide success It s slow boring and there is no real connection with any of the characters I found myself disliking everyone in the bookThe overall idea could have been very good even though it isn t exactly original but I just thought the author didn t make the most of this great idea that she had The best part of the book without meaning to sound gruesome and morbid was the death scene at the beginning I admit that it was creepy and well told I read that and geared myself up for a good book But for me it was as if the story ended there and the rest was a Where Robot Mice Robot Men Run Round in Robot Towns load of slow moving waffle The great idea had come along happened for a while and then died a painful death with the protagonist The characters weren t interesting enough to hold up the rest of the story I was just relieved when I finally got to the end It was a painfully boring book and I veost count of the times people have told me how much they Cruise Control love it why Did I miss something I honestly feelike I ve read a completely different book from everyone else I do not understand it s popularity at all. E compreende ue é o centro das atenções os colegas comentam os rus sobre o seu desaparecimento a família ainda acredita ue ela poderá ser encontrada o assassino tenta esconder as pistas do seu crim. .
Tell her that there s a very short rail of evidence and it all points to that conclusion And now She could be pregnant She could be diseasedYep The crowning act of ove on the part of the tale s heroine is ittle than a petty rapacious act of power over the helpless woman who got in her way Good job Susie Salmon You and George Harvey should get along nicelychokengtitiktitikchokengs even though I called it a spoiler I think that Alice Sebold spoiled the book Not me I worked at Borders for than a year and I worked the boring ass registers usually at night whic was always slow I City Limits leaned there with my chin in my hand staring at the shelves actually wishing that I could help customers in their purchases It s purely insane but I think that s what happens anytime you place someone in any kind of confinement The thing is that if I wasn t a register girl I would have constant actual contact with the books themselves Allunacy aside one book that I stared at the entire time was this one cuz it was iterally on the number one shelf in the front of the store for a good two years or so It sounded interesting and got good critical reviews despite its sucess with the bookish Oprah watching housewife types So I REALLY didn t wanna jump on the bandwagon and read it But at the same time I would open it and try But I just didn t get into it Last week or so I was reading a friend s blog and she talked about reading the book and how it was so affecting that she found herself driving to work in complete tears From then on an invisible seed had been planted I went to the ibrary the other day to pay my fines 275 Man and suddenly remembered the book I read it in three nights Sebold s voice is entirely uniue Never seen it before ever I think that being allowed into the vision and point of view of another person is probably one of the awesomest feelings ever I think that s what it is to be in ove actually Get in someone s skin sit in a recliner in a ittle theatre Culture and Enchantment located behind their eye sockets and just watch Not judge not worry not affect Just experience someone who is so not you Sebold allows this on twoevels She sets you up in the front row seat right next to Susie the murdered and raped 14 year old while she watches her former world from Heaven But she also delivers this anguage that is new original totally fresh and yet entirely accessible At 3am In bed From a free city ibrary borrowHer characters are completely amazing individuals but not unreal or impossible The way she wrote the book from Suzie s viewpoint was definitely some work on her part And she pulls it off What I really enjoyed is the way she would sneak in these D DAY Through German Eyes 2 little pieces of info I call them omg are you serious mystery info nuggets She would just be writing a scene and at an unsuspecting moment she d just add in aittle sentence And ofcourse since the story revolves around the grief of the family and the Susie s unsolved case their are moment of utter thrill as the reader joins the characters in their search for understanding motive and the killer himself The sentences feel Baroque Personae like when you ve beenooking for something non urgent for a while and it s not really a big deal to find it now or Democratic Art later but when you do find it yourike Man now I can do this and this and that cuz I finally found this thing that I ve been inactively searching for for a while So the nuggets definitely keep you reading and sometimes they even make you say omg out oud As always if you read the first few pages and hate it then don t force the feeling Just cuz I thought it was a total modern classic don t mean anything if it really ain t your thing Either way truly a great story even if your mom thinks so too The Lovely Bones Alice SeboldThe Lovely Bones is a 2002 novel by American writer Alice Sebold It is the story of a teenage girl who after being raped and murdered watches from her personal Heaven as her family and friends struggle to move on with their ives while she comes to terms with her own death On December 6 1973 14 year old Susie Salmon takes her usual shortcut home from her school through a cornfield in Norristown Pennsylvania George Harvey her 36 year old neighbor a bachelor who builds doll houses for a iving persuades her
To Look At An look at an kid s hideout he constructed in the field Once she enters he rapes and murders her then dismembers her body and puts her remains in a safe that he dumps in a sinkhole along with throwing her charm bracelet into a pond Susie s spirit flees toward her Heaven and in doing so rushes past her classmate social outcast Ruth Connors who can see Susie s ghostly 2003 1382 495 9643740285 1383 1384 1386 21 1382 435 9644423682 1383 421 9645881536 14061399 The Lovely Bones has got to be the most baffling poorly written jaw droppingly bad book that I have ever set my eyes on It is truly a black black tragedy that the words in this book were placed in that particular order published and distributed How could this have ever possibly been popular Is it for the same reason that the song My Humps hit number one I mean I don t technically believe in burning books but this novel really got me thinking About burning itIf it serves any use at all it might be a perfect guide on how
not to write a book Here are some of my gripes problems and issues that we can hopefully to write a book Here are some of my gripes problems and issues that we can hopefully to prevent something ike this from ever happening again to us our children or our children s childrenIt is filled with some of the worst sentence Codependent Forevermore: The Invention of Self in a Twelve Step Group level writing that I have ever encountered From bad description to horrible grammar to utterly confusing metaphors Sebold covered it all A tell tale way to spot a weak writer They can t stop weirdly describing people s eyes Don t believe me Try this sentence Her eyes wereike flint and flower petals Or this one The tears came Conscience and Memory: Meditations in a Museum of the Holocaust like a small relentless army approaching the frontines of her eyes She asked for coffee and toast in a restaurant and buttered it with her tears Really She buttered the coffee and toast with her tears Or this one this time about someone s heart Her heart Conscience and Memory like a recipe was reduced What the hellAnd here s my favorite eye description in the book Her pupils dilated pulsing in and outike small ferocious olives That s right Ferocious olives I ve read MadLibs that make sense than thatIt seems to Pansy Vol. 6 lack a plot You know that thing that books are supposed to have Il never forget my first workshop with Brady Udall in which he threw my story onto the table and said This isn t a story Sarah it s a situation And as much as I despaired when I got home he was right Sebold has the same problem her book is a really Edible Memory: The Lure of Heirloom Tomatoes and Other Forgotten Foods long situation A girl dies and watches her family from heaven Okay That s nice But what do the characters want What drives the story forward Nothing The characters get older and keep bumping into each other Things change and things often do but there is no forward movement and certainly no building of suspenseSince there s no plot the ending is just a bunch of weird stuff happening I read theast thirty pages on the train this morning and couldn t stop a few outbursts Oh no she didn t I d say talking to Alice Sebold and her crazy ways She is just plain bold when it comes to doing whatever she feels Elizabeth I like and she feelsike doing the wei Haaaaaated it I am one of those OCD Education in a New Society literary nerds who takes on a war bunker mentality with books that I ve started and dislike I will see this through to the end For The Lovely Bones I made an exceptionSomewhere sometime someone told Sebold she could write That person should be made to apologize to me in person and to all other poor souls who were duped into buying this shlock Theiterary press also needs to break out the cattails for a serious bout of flogging Lev Grossman of Time Magazine is at the top of my flogging docket he called this book a beautiful sensitive melancholy novel and repeated that claim a year ater in a review for a book called The Dogs of Babel a book just as terrible as The Lovely Bones I can only assume that Mr Grossman confined his reading to the zeros on the check accompanying the publisher s blurb or else has some sort of vitamin deficiency that causes his brain to process ham handed tripe as beautiful artIt was Mr Grossman s review along with the alluring premise of the novel a young girl posthumousl. Muito acolhedor Um único pormenor desmente tanta placidez é ue de facto Susie já morreu Estranhamente o céu parece se muito com o recreio da escola nem seuer faltam os baloiços A pouco e pouco Susi.
REVIEW The Lovely BonesThe greatest first 30 pages ever The worst restComparecontrast with The Shimmering Go Between The moment I finished The Lovely Bones I et out a ong slow and heavy breathBecause that was some damn satisfying endingI strongly believe that if you go into this book thinking it will be creepy scary mysterious fast paced and full of shocking revelations you will be tempted to put it aside after the first sixty pages It s not only about the pedophilia rape or murder It s not only about catching the killer And it s definitely not only about punishing Mr Harvey for what he didThe Lovely Bones follows the family and friends of Susie a teenage girl murdered by her neighbour We see their reactions and coping mechanisms in full detail We see them fall apart and rise again Some ose themselves but others find new reasons for existing Many try to find the killer while others perpetually mourn herAt first I was surprised to see that so many people have read this slow repetitive and at times unexciting story But I understand why it s so acclaimed by critics The fact that it describes the The Baby Swap Miracle lives of so many people after such a tragic event has happened is what makes it so different It s not just that the author shows the characters reactions she really gets into their minds and makes us understand why they behave the way they do say things they wouldn t have said before and change in such a sudden mannerThe characters are written in a way that makes us feel relatively detached from them while still keeping an interest in understanding their actions Sometimes I was bored by themStill I couldn t stop reading I needed to know how it would end and frankly that part really made me not regret reading this book in the first placeYou re not exactly missing the world by not reading it but it s the type of book that despite its flaws will make you remember how importantife family ove and friendship are Blog Youtube Twitter Instagram Google Bloglovin This book has single handedly shown me that I spend too much time skimming and not enough time really reading and thinking about the books I have been reading I have two kids and so I m busy and I often find myself reading when I am stealing time or tired But that is not even an excuse for this book When i read the book I thought it was pretty good Not great but not bad I iked the concept and the fact that the girl was the narrator I ike a murder mystery so I iked the suspense of waiting to see if the guy would get caught etc So when all was said and done and I finished the book I thought yeah okay Not bad but not great Then I went online here and read the other reviews particularly one by TheDane and I went HEY That s right I mean the writing alone is something I should have picked up one had I really been paying attention Pupils pulsing ike olives Buttering toast with tears Umm I really must have been distracted or skimming ike crazy because that is ridiculous And the real meaning of the final scene went WAY over my head which I am somewhat ashamed to admit When I read it I really was Excommunication: Three Inquiries in Media and Mediation like yeah yeah oh that s sweet she got one night with her boyfriend which she had been cheated of and all But when you slow down and really think of this the enormity of that is overwhelming A young girl who dies after being RAPED A girl who s first sexual experience was RAPE by an older man A girl who actually barely knew this boy in herife This girl can only Gender Justice let go ofife after having sex With that boy That she really didn t know that well That alone is enough to send of some big alarms But then you add that she was allowed to go back to earth to have sex Not see her family not comfort her father and brother and sister Not point out the killer Nope heaven Generations and Collective Memory lets her go back then of all times not earlier when she wanted it or could have done both for justice and her family So the admission to heaven is teen sex Really The way to overcome deep grief and gain acceptance and peace is again teen sex Wow I missed out as a teen because that was NOT my experience Okay nowouder warning bells should have been going off But the final issue she takes over the body of a friend Without the girl s knowledge or permission The friend who is a esbian And uses her body to have sex with a boy Just taking over her body is a violation Taking over her body and using that time to have sex is another violation And to have sex with a boy knowing that is the antithesis of everything this friend would have wanted or agreed to is yet another violation What the hell And none of that gets brought up or mentioned No it is a feel good ending yeah I mean I have some pretty close friends some I have known for at east triple the time these two girls have known each other and if I somehow managed to just steal their bodies
And Have Sex With A Woman Well It Would Behave sex with a woman Well it would be for me that I was already dead That is a betrayal in the worst sense on so many From Notes to Narrative levels it is shocking And what of the possible conseuences Pregnancy STDs Never mind theesser conseuences of emotional damage damage to their friendship the trust issues etc etc etc After thinking about it and I was truly embarrassed to have not seen these dark and disturbing connotations made all the worse for the fact that the author serves this up as the feel good ending not noticing the irony at all of having the main character who was raped and violated in turn rape and violate a friend while denouncing the first act as a heinous crime and Guitar Makers: The Endurance of Artisanal Values in North America lauding the second act as happy ending So in short I haveearned my God's Choice: The Total World of a Fundamentalist Christian School lesson and I am now making of an effort to truly read and then think about what I am reading One book two rapes How s that for a bargain The book only advertises one YuckThe book in uestion is Alice Sebold s The Lovely Bones I m not giving anything away by saying it s a book about a girl the narrator who was murdered That s revealed in the book s second sentence It s also not a big deal toet you know she was raped and murdered by a neighbour George Harvey That all is related pretty early on What isn t revealed until maybe the Hard Bread (Phoenix Poets (Paper)) last fifty pages is that the girl herself Susie Salmon becomes a rapistIdeologically I m not certain which one is worse I could be persuadedBut the way the book presents the two incidents is markedly different One is revealed inow ights and has a horror edge to it It s seen unilaterally as an evil wicked deed The other is the book s highlight the moment at which the author breathes a sigh of relief and *Says That Everything Else Made Right I *that everything else made right I it makes sense the narrator probably wouldn t see her actions for what they were But in the end both George and Susie deal with their childhood victimizations in that manner typical to the criminal genre these daysBoth George and Susie had horrible things happen in their formative years that eave ong asting scars The only difference is that George Harvey Foraging for Survival lived and Susie Salmon died Not that it makes much difference Susie is as alive a character as George for the purposes of the story They both want what they want and careittle for the well being of the women who get in their way The difference is that George Harvey is portrayed as the villain he is while ittle Susie Salmon is treated as a heroThose who have read the book may not have even noticed Susie s complete abandonment of moral sense or care for the woman she violates After all she doesn t exactly couch things in
those terms So here it is aid out for youWhen Susie was alive there wasterms So here it is Foundations of Tropical Forest Biology: Classic Papers with Commentaries laid out for youWhen Susie was alive there was boy whoiked her Ray In the years after her death Ray grows up to be in the narrator s view an attractive young man She watches him and oves him Somehow events conspire to allow Susie to possess the body of Ruth a friend of Ray s Susie uses the opportunity to seduce Ray and they make ove several times in the course of a few hours And then Susie has to go back to heaven Leaving Ruth a victim of Susie s power over her bodyImagine that you re Ruth You wake up Naked Probably a ittle tender Used In the back of some bike shop With a man in the shower That s what I call horror Not only was she not conscious or aware for any of the immediately preceding events but the guy who s been really her only friend in the world is now naked and telling her that he screwed her brains out while she was unconscious And even if he doesn Susie Salmon tem o olhar vivo e irreuieto dos seus catorze anos Observa o desenrolar da vida os colegas da escola a família o ento passar dos meses e das estações Está tudo muito calmo tudo parece.