A Warlocks Dance (The Cursed Princes, eE text rants about how annoying this bitch is In case you forgot I don t think you could possibly forget because she mentions itvery single sentence Libby was once the World s Fattest Teen and she s still obese but she has lost a bit of weight My main problem with her is that she really does not want to be known as the fat girl any but she s CONSTANTLY talking about it Her ntire inner monologue is just about her weight and omfg it was so infuriating Also when she becomes friends with another fat girl she legit says she talks about her weight a lot You re telling me that this bitch who constantly talks about being fat is complaining that her other fat friend talks about her weight a lot What on Earth is this bullshit Also let s not forget that on her first day of school she walked in and said this to herself Somewhere in this school could be a boy I fall in love with One of these fine young men might be the one who at long last claims my heart and my body I am the Pauline Potter of Martin Van Buren High School I am going to sex the rest of this weight right off me Let s also not forget that when she describes her bed she has to clarify that this is NOT the bed she had when she was trapped in her house because she was so fat I lie on my bed not the same bed I spent twenty four hours a day on back when I couldn t leave the house but a new one we bought after I lost some weight Jack was just a straight up annoying douche and the only thing I liked about this ntire book is that he told his little brother that it s okay if he takes a purse to school because he can do whatever he wants I appreciate that I think Jack says it best when he describes himself by saying he really looks like an asshole I agree Jack I agree But then a few chapters later he says that the song Sexy Back is something that should be played when he walks somewhere For the love of God please shut up Jack Also My First Kitten every other character in this story like in All the Bright Places offers absolutely nothing to the storyline and they only add to that awful stereotype thatveryone in high school is an asshole and the world is against me because Seeds of the Spirit 2000 everyone hates me in school A major problem I have with this authors work in general is that the characters are incredibly one dimensional Hell I think it d be too complex for them toven have a favourite colour that s how much depth they have Like in All the Bright Places these characters are only their physical traits or illnesses and that is Pin-Up extremely harmful I know that these things can be all consuming but there s a HUGE difference between it being all consuming and it being yourntire personality and storyIf you ignore all of the above problems this book is still crappy It s just a badly written love story where 2 characters act like idiots and then fall in love despite there being no chemistry Also don t forget that Jack can t recognise anyone s face Ever BUT DON T WORRY BECAUSE AT LEAST HE CAN RECOGNISE LIBBY I mean isn t that just an amazing loophole I honestly am not ntirely sure if that is a legit thing that could happen I tried googling it but I couldn t find anything decent about whether there are actually loopholes Never forget guys love can cure verything including mental illnesses obesity and MOST IMPORTANTLY RANDOM BRAIN ILLNESSES THAT MAKE YOU FORGET EVERYONES FACE Just fall in love and you re fixed These are not the type of books we need in our lives and I would not recommend this book to anyone You know I don t care what anyone thinks I just loved the hell out of this book I happy cried so many times in this book And there will probably be some SPOILERS I don t know my feels right now are out of control This review is going to be all over the place because I m crazy This review is going to be all over the place because I m crazy that s just the way it is I love Libby so much In this book she has so much courage Even when she was low and things hurt her she had courage like no one I know Those hateful horrible kids said some of the most horrible things to her I just can t fathom My name is
Libby Strout You Ve Strout You ve heard of me You ve probably watched the video of me being rescued from my own house At last count 6345981 people have watched it so there s a good chance you re one of them Three years ago I was American s Fattest Teen I weighed 653 pounds at my heaviest which means I was approximately 500 pounds overweight I haven t always been fat The short version of the story is that my mom died and I got fat but somehow I m still here This is no way my father s fault Two months after I was rescued we moved to a different neighborhood on the other side of town These days I can leave the house on my own I ve on the other side of town These days I can leave the house on my own I ve 302 pounds The size of two Loyal to His Lies entire people I have around 190 left to go and I m fine with that I like who I am For one thing I can run now And ride in the car And buy clothes at the mall instead of special ordering them And I can twirl Aside from no longer being afraid of organ failure that may be the best thing about now versus then Tomorrow is my first day of school since fifth grade My new title will be high school junior which let s face it sounds a lot better than America s Fattest Teen But it s hard to be anything but TERRIFIED OUT OF MY SKULL I wait for the panic attack to come And of course we all know when she gets to school the jerkholes start bullying her I h Welcome to the internet in the year 2016 Where a simple book blurb broke the internet for a few days A teenage girl who was rescued from her house because her weight kept her a prisoner Then through in a statement about how she is returning to high school akathe real world after being homeschooled I KNOW Let s all run and one star and bash the book Not And all you guys thought I was the biggest bully on here didn t you Because I had for once stopped to think about what the book meantand it made me drool all over myselfI didn t jump on the bandwagon I wanted the bookven Because I ve been a bit on the fat side many times in my life I lose some weight and then I gain some weight Big dang deal I can say that now I couldn t when I was this character s age I home school my kid AND YES sometimes we talk about him joining the real world again Does that mean he is socially awkward Hell noThis book is something that if I had it in high school I would have highlighted The Favorite Daughter ever stinking line of it It would have became my Shelby bible of how to deal with all the assholes that dwell in high school and real lifeThese charactersLibby Stout she is the girl that was taken from her house By a crane Because her mom had died suddenly and she could not cope Food became her crutch her dad didn t know how to deal with it and triedhe did try But when someone is bent on self destruction sometimes that path can t be detoured She does finally reach that point when the crane is brought out that her dad knows that help is needed He wants to save his daughter He gets her helpThen comes to the point in the story where she is going back to school She has lost some weight she is still overweight by public opinion BUT this girl Ck é o típico rapaz popular do liceu nontanto tem prosopagnosia não consegue reconhecer caras uando o destino os une a solidão ue cada um sente dá. Edit Looks like they updated the synopsis I hope this book is less offensive than the synopsis 4 stars Holding Up the Universe was an interesting and moving read with complex characters and a uniue storyline I listened the the audio version of this book and once I hit play I didn t want to stop When I read All the Bright Places arlier this year I had the same feeling of being hooked I m happy to report the author was able to pull this off not once but twice Our story centers around Libby Strout and Jack Masselin Libby is formally America s Fattest Teen She s spent a lot of her young adult life getting healthy and she is nowhere near thin but she s happy ah yes so here we are again the classic case of i can appreciate this book for the story that it is but it definitely didnt live up to its potential and i wonder if thats mainly my own fault and not the books all the bright places is one my favourite novels ver its motionally compelling lovingly tender and naturally raw verything this book is not so is it fair to judge a different book by the same author when you know they are capable of doing betteri mean i really like the idea of the story and how wholesome it could have been i think diverse representation is something that can always be appreciated but instead of seeing libby as this strong woman i saw a whiny brat and the connection between her and jack didnt feel convincing to me it was just a lot of superficial high school drama maybe im getting too old but i know jennifer niven is capable of writing honest and relatable teen characters so im not sure why this particular story didnt uite meet the mark for me 3 stars REREAD I fell in love with this book allll over again I adore Libby I adore what she stands for I love what this book stands for The hope it instills How personal it is to the author and how appreciative I am that she shared her story with us I m rooting for this book I m rooting for myself I m rooting for all the readers who have ver felt less than As Libby would say about herself I am magic and so as are you Initial reviewI m sure a lot of you will remember the ton of backlash this book received when the blurb was revealed I mean let s not get into that aspect of people having the audacity to judge and write off a book when they haven t read a single page of it It s aggravating to the coreSo having read the book yes there is a lot of fat shaming that s mentioned throughout the book Fat shaming that the main character has to deal with ie the bullying she goes through because of her weight But also the main character fat shaming herself because of her insecurity as a direct result of the bullies and other factors I personally don t see how this is a problem to bring to light this sort of issue Yes it was slightly uncomfortable to read at times making it real and raw But we ask for diverse and complex bookscharacters then moan when a controversial topic is raised This is xactly the kin This was ual parts special and frustrating for me But definitely Naked Choke emphasis on the special There were moments when my Vulcan soul FAILED ME COMPLETELY and I turned into a mush of suishy feels FEEEEEEEELS I think Jennifer Niven is a WIZARD OF FEELS STABBING and I love her for it Omg I did love this book I did But there were several things that made me pout in a puddle but I ll get to them in a moment PATIENCE GRASSHOPPERAlso this is not as devastating as All the Bright Places hahhaahha THANK YOU I DON T FEEL LIKE MY HEART JUST GOT RIPPED OUT But the whole time I was absolutely dreading thendingso I actually have all the thumping gasping feels anyway because I WAS SO WORRIED AhemI m having a crisis Nevermind meSo this story is about being seen basically It s Pleasure Activism: The Politics of Feeling Good eual parts about Libby who is known as the fattest teen in America and Jack who has prosopagnosia I reeeally loved the storyline It was so poignant and beautifully written Like hold my cupcake Bob I need to yell THE WRITING OF JENNIFER NIVEN IS SOMETHING GORGEOUS TO BE UPHELD ACROSS THE MOUNTAINS I love it It gets me in the feels and makes me want to do glorious things I loved the messages of self worth and I loooved howverything tied togetherBrief List Of Other Things I Loved There are Supernatural references SO MANY SUPERNATURAL REFERENCES win There is SO MUCH DANCING There is much diversity of colour size and briefly sexuality Jack has a gorgeous afro and a deep love of his hair and this pleases me greatly because HAIR APPRECIATION IS MY THINGI love love looooooved Jack I GOTTA ADMIT HE IS A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL OF BAD DECISIONS He really makes sucky decisions And he is a coward a bit But at the same time I related to him a lot because of the face blind aspect I don t have prosopagnosia but I struggle to recognise people s faces to a mild degree and I fail at reading Murder at the Mansion emotions on faces completely so just the fact that Jack could walk into a room of people and have NO IDEA WHO THEY WERE OR WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF HIM was so relatable AND IT NEARLY MADE ME CRYLibbyI struggled with a lot This is because she has a very self righteous attitude and she makes just as many dumb decisions as Jack but yet she doesn t seem tover be sorry about them At least Jack recognised he was a JERK Whereas Libby just justified herself Plus there was a scene at the nd view spoiler where she and Jack had broken up and she was making out with an xchange student until she realised she shouldn t because she still loved Jackand then she sees Jack kissing another girl and she s got the fury of indignation on her and I justIS THIS NOT A LITTLE HYPOCRITICAL RIGHT NOW hide spoiler TIME FOR THE ROAST I read All the Bright Places last year and Seductive Surrender ended up dnfing it because I had huge problems with basicallyvery aspect of ended up dnfing it because I had huge problems with basically Seductive Surrender (Highland Heather Romancing a Scot, every aspect of I m actually really proud of myself for finishing thisven though I did skim read the last 25% of it Honestly when this book first came out I saw the authors name and instantly avoided this book However after seeing a lot of people give it 5 stars despite all of the problematic aspects I had seen I
DECIDED TO PICK THIS BOOK UPto pick this book up the roastHonestly you can read the blurb and be offended I sure was The blurb is a joke just like the rest of the book I m honestly so sick of contemporaries in the present day that are just based around putting 2 characters in the worst possible situation and then forcing them to fall in love I say forcing because there is 0 chemistry between these characters I swear some authors just have a big long list of mental illnesses diseases or unfortunate scenarios that they scroll down and eny meeny miny moe which ones they will choose Dead parent for you random illness for you a bit of anxiety on the side as well as xtreme obesity and we ve got our perfect story Everyone will definitely love it I strongly uestion the motives behind writing a novel such as this oneI m trying to decide whether I hate Libby or Jack I think it must be Libby because dammit she s annoying as all hell I actually sent my friends 14 different video rants and then another coupl. Libby outrora a rapariga mais gorda da América conseguiu finalmente ultrapassar o desgosto causado pela morte da mãe stá pronta para voltar a viver Ja.